tag:kalliscomedy.com,2005:/blogs/it-must-be-2004?p=2It must be 20042019-03-11T18:19:39+00:00Kallis Kyriacoufalsetag:kalliscomedy.com,2005:Post/66788612021-07-04T22:11:23+01:002021-07-04T22:45:28+01:00210704_KALLIS EXISTS_S2_EP15<p>Kallis finally gets an episode out but its worth the wait. Rants and riffs on movie fan theories, his first gig back, "Danny Glover" syndrome, England do well at the Euros and going over the top at murder mystery party.</p>
Kallis Kyriacoutag:kalliscomedy.com,2005:Post/66513922021-06-07T00:33:10+01:002021-06-07T03:15:13+01:00210706_KALLIS EXISTS_S2_EP14<p>Recorded far too late at night. Kallis rants and riffs about getting the jab, mood swings, Indiana Jones and the famous photo "Lunch atop a Skyscraper". </p>
Kallis Kyriacoutag:kalliscomedy.com,2005:Post/66439722021-05-30T08:27:27+01:002021-05-30T09:45:05+01:00210630_KALLIS EXISTS_S2_EP13<p>Kallis provides rants and riffs on his struggles with the heat, Amazon buying MGM, James Bond, constant government calamities, Franco Nero and two irritating idiots in a kitchen.</p>
Kallis Kyriacoutag:kalliscomedy.com,2005:Post/66382612021-05-23T19:51:34+01:002021-05-24T00:15:11+01:00210623_KALLIS EXISTS_S2_EP12<p>He riffs on Eurovision 2021, attempts to ban Alexei Sayle, right wing comedy, the left wing biting its own tail and his transformation as The Bin Detective.</p>
Kallis Kyriacoutag:kalliscomedy.com,2005:Post/66319982021-05-16T22:42:03+01:002021-05-17T00:45:05+01:00210616_KALLIS EXISTS_S2_EP11<p>Kallis doesn't make you wait ten years for another episode, for once. He riffs on entertaining yourself without internet, the days of DVDs, DOGE Coin, weird twitter trends and more. </p>
Kallis Kyriacoutag:kalliscomedy.com,2005:Post/66259562021-05-09T20:18:26+01:002021-05-09T21:00:04+01:00210609_KALLIS EXISTS_S2_EP10<p>Kallis Exists is back to make you laugh with rants on fighting for open windows on busses, colourised film apologists, VHS tapes, Citizen Kane V Paddington 2 and why Gen Z aren’t that different.</p>
Kallis Kyriacoutag:kalliscomedy.com,2005:Post/65828502021-03-23T22:18:59+00:002021-03-24T00:15:16+00:00210323_KALLIS EXISTS_S2_EP9<p>Kallis returns! He riffs on displaced lockdown anger, the benefits of an empty London, political frustration and bus confrontations.</p>
Kallis Kyriacoutag:kalliscomedy.com,2005:Post/65194162021-01-12T23:26:55+00:002022-01-28T15:49:23+00:00210112_KALLIS EXISTS_S2_EP8<p>Kallis returns for a bumper episode to start off 2021. He riffs on when to stop saying “Happy New Year”, Chaos at the Capital, the new norms, late stage Trump and shares a story about the worst time to check your blood pressure.</p>
Kallis Kyriacoutag:kalliscomedy.com,2005:Post/64881632020-11-29T22:58:30+00:002021-02-01T15:57:00+00:00201129_KALLIS EXISTS_S2_EP7<p>Kallis returns to supply laughs on topics such as the UK’s post lockdown rules, Celebrities endorsing vaccines and the accuracy of The Crown. In “Halliwell’s Odyssey” he reviews B-Movie Thriller inspired by true events, “Abandoned” (1949).</p>
Kallis Kyriacoutag:kalliscomedy.com,2005:Post/64835102020-11-22T23:15:14+00:002020-11-23T00:45:22+00:00201122_KALLIS EXISTS_S2_EP6<p>Kallis is back in the Sunday slot. He jokes about Boris Johnson in Isolation, Dominic Cummings leaving, Channel 4's Celebrity Stand-up shows and shares funny stories from his last couple of weeks. Today's review in "Halliwell's Odyssey" is B-Movie musical "Aaron slick from Punkin Crick" (1952).</p>
Kallis Kyriacoutag:kalliscomedy.com,2005:Post/64763692020-11-12T22:53:55+00:002020-11-13T01:45:25+00:00201112_KALLIS EXISTS_S2_EP5<p>Kallis returns with his Sunday podcast...on a Thursday. Join him for funny rants about all the post 2020 U.S Election Drama and the hopeful Covid vaccine. In "Halliwell's Odyssey" he explores Bollywood classic "Aan". </p>
Kallis Kyriacoutag:kalliscomedy.com,2005:Post/64696222020-11-03T22:26:40+00:002020-11-04T00:15:47+00:00201103_KALLIS EXISTS_S2_EP4<p>Join Kallis for a US Election Night Special (2020). He also rants about Covid Halloween and the new lockdown. In “Halliwell’s Odyssey” he talks about this weeks film, Jean Vigo’s “À Propos de Nice” (1930)</p>
Kallis Kyriacoutag:kalliscomedy.com,2005:Post/64630412020-10-25T20:40:20+00:002020-10-25T21:15:23+00:00201025_KALLIS EXISTS_S2_EP3<p>Kallis returns to bring some cheer to your Sunday. He rants about Tier 4, Free School Meals, the myth of an "Australian" EU deal and "The Chop".</p>
<p>In the "Halliwell's Odyssey" Kallis expresses why he loves René Clair's<strong> </strong>1931 Comedy "<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C3%80_Nous_la_Libert%C3" rel="noopener">À Nous la Liberté</a>". </p>
Kallis Kyriacoutag:kalliscomedy.com,2005:Post/64586872020-10-18T22:54:13+01:002020-10-19T03:30:20+01:00201018_KALLIS EXISTS_S2_EP2<p>Kallis returns with the updated weekly format every Sunday. More Funny Topical ravings and a new Movie Review. </p>
<p>He rants about London moving to Tier 2, Fatima the ballerina and the absurdities of the Undercover Agents ruling. In the second chapter in "Halliwell's Odyssey", the tribute to his brother Nicos, he discusses Claude Chabrol's French Suspense Drama "A Double Tour" (1959).</p>
Kallis Kyriacoutag:kalliscomedy.com,2005:Post/64518302020-10-08T21:06:00+01:002020-10-08T21:15:32+01:00201008_KALLIS EXISTS_S2_EP1<p>Kallis returns with a fast and funny new series. He talks about why the show has been away and dealing with the tragic death of his brother Nicos. Despite the bereavement Kallis shouts out funny rants on Anti-maskers, Daytime TV idiots and Rishi Sunak telling musicians to retrain.<br>
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The second Part of the show introduces a new film review segment, as a tribute to Nicos, called the Halliwell Odyssey. The first film in discussion? "A bout de souffle" (1960).</p>
Kallis Kyriacoutag:kalliscomedy.com,2005:Post/63633602020-06-22T17:46:15+01:002022-01-10T09:36:40+00:00200622_KALLIS EXISTS_EP61<p>Kallis is back to catch-up you up on his opinions of the months events. He rants about “All Lives" Idiots, JK Rowling’s bigotry, the rush to end lockdown and the return of the premier league.</p>
Kallis Kyriacoutag:kalliscomedy.com,2005:Post/63633612020-05-26T22:34:58+01:002020-06-23T15:27:32+01:00200526_KALLIS EXISTS_EP60<p>Liz Miele Exists! Kallis is joined by Liz Miele one of his favourite comedians in time for the release of her special "Self Help Me", premiering at 8pm on youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kD9bm1EFSpI&feature=youtu.be</p>
<p>We rant about accents, "cool" words, how much news is too much, mental health, miscommunication, the human need for answers, therapy and her podcast with Maria Shehata, "2 Non Doctors".</p>
Kallis Kyriacoutag:kalliscomedy.com,2005:Post/63633622020-05-25T21:24:48+01:002020-06-23T15:27:32+01:00200525_KALLIS EXISTS_EP59<p>Maria Shehata Exists! Kallis is back and one of his favourite people returns to the show. Maria and Kallis rant about Dating TV shows, Maria P.I, Saturday Morning Cartoons, Wushu, Bruce Lee's "Game of Death", Bernie Sanders' Folk Album and find out what happens when they play "Two Truths and A Lie"</p>
Kallis Kyriacoutag:kalliscomedy.com,2005:Post/63633632020-05-05T21:40:56+01:002020-06-23T15:27:32+01:00200505_KALLIS EXISTS_EP58<p>Kallis give honest reason about the gap between episodes. He rants about shaving his head, governments taking advantage, the benefits of defunct technology, his new writing tool and the Jim Jarmusch films "Stranger Than Paradise" & "Down By Law".</p>
Kallis Kyriacoutag:kalliscomedy.com,2005:Post/63633642020-04-26T22:37:34+01:002021-02-01T15:57:16+00:00200426_KALLIS EXISTS_EP57<p>Kallis records the first consecutive episode for awhile. He rants about BBQ's, North Korea, "Chuck Norris vs Communism", Soviet Westerns and quiz questions he is glad he couldn't answer.</p>
Kallis Kyriacoutag:kalliscomedy.com,2005:Post/63633652020-04-25T21:58:54+01:002020-08-05T07:43:45+01:00200425_KALLIS EXISTS_EP56<p>Kallis returns to rant about queue jumpers, his driving dream, hating PETA as a vegan and why he hates the phrase “better the devil you know”</p>
Kallis Kyriacoutag:kalliscomedy.com,2005:Post/63633662020-04-18T19:55:09+01:002021-02-01T15:56:49+00:00200418_KALLIS EXISTS_EP55<p>Kallis rants about why you shouldn't use Virtual Reality after a rich curry, forgotten PS1 game "Chase the Express", the myth that old songs/jokes were cleaner and whether cockney music is the precursor to punk...with other nonsense.</p>
Kallis Kyriacoutag:kalliscomedy.com,2005:Post/63633672020-04-16T22:00:35+01:002020-06-23T15:27:33+01:00200416_KALLIS EXISTS_EP54<p>Kallis is joined by his friend, writer/director, Rory Stewart. They rant about the TMNT Movies, childhood myths, Lockdown pressures, Kids TV shows, Bournemouth, getting robbed and Kallis' use of out of date references (recorded 12/04/2020)</p>
Kallis Kyriacoutag:kalliscomedy.com,2005:Post/63633682020-04-10T19:30:06+01:002020-06-23T15:27:33+01:00200410_KALLIS EXISTS_EP53<p>Kallis finally sobers up from his birthday to retell the tale. He rants about finally exercising, 5 weeks since quitting smoking, how to be a decent human being while still remembering that Boris is a self-serving arse, a virtual pub quiz and being crap at FIFA.</p>
Kallis Kyriacoutag:kalliscomedy.com,2005:Post/63633692020-04-04T18:51:22+01:002020-06-23T15:27:33+01:00200404_KALLIS EXISTS_EP52<p>Despite revealing he's recent troubles Kallis returns to offer some Friday night entertainment. He rants about Keir Starmer, the dilemma of someone having a serious illness during a pandemic, cleaning to feel powerful and his fridge becoming a celebrity.</p>
Kallis Kyriacoutag:kalliscomedy.com,2005:Post/63633702020-03-31T15:47:28+01:002020-06-23T15:27:33+01:00200331_KALLIS EXISTS_EP51<p>Kallis welcomes his first ever guest MARIA SHEHATA, one of his favourite people and stand-up's! They talk about comedy, WW2 references, all things corona, looting over stockpiling, catalysts for changing appearances and Kallis asks stupid questions he immediately regrets asking. (recorded 30/03/20)</p>
Kallis Kyriacoutag:kalliscomedy.com,2005:Post/63633712020-03-23T22:02:32+00:002020-06-23T15:27:33+01:00200323_KALLIS EXISTS_EP50<p>Kallis returns to the mic in time for the lockdown. He rants about selfish bastards, why coronavirus is dramatic enough without conspiracy theories and why Boris Johnson is the worst person to announce rules on movement.</p>
Kallis Kyriacoutag:kalliscomedy.com,2005:Post/63633722020-03-09T23:16:14+00:002020-06-23T15:27:33+01:00200309_KALLIS EXISTS_EP49<p>Kallis explains why its been so long since the last episode (long for him but a normal amount for other podcasts). He rants about finally quitting smoking, coronavirus, being sleepy, people who say contrary things to sounds clever and cyclists almost running him over.</p>
Kallis Kyriacoutag:kalliscomedy.com,2005:Post/63633732020-03-01T23:41:24+00:002020-06-23T15:27:33+01:00200301_KALLIS EXISTS_EP48<p>Kallis tries to work out why people keep mistaking him for a drug dealer. He rants about books you buy but don't read, why "Patton" is a good biopic, Temple of Seitan Vegan restaurant, trying to get over Liverpool's loss to Watford by watching "The Hitcher", his vision of his personal future and the next chapter in his ongoing quest to make befriend a cat.</p>
Kallis Kyriacoutag:kalliscomedy.com,2005:Post/63633742020-02-27T23:20:49+00:002020-06-23T15:27:33+01:00200227_KALLIS EXISTS_EP47<p>After falling asleep trying to record this episode the day before Kallis makes it this time. He rants about, sleeping on the tube, positive interactions on a bus, "Cool Hand Luke", why I despise anyone who says “If I were their parent” or “I think outside the box” and what I have in common with the queen.</p>
Kallis Kyriacoutag:kalliscomedy.com,2005:Post/63633752020-02-24T23:53:24+00:002020-06-23T15:27:33+01:00200224_KALLIS EXISTS_EP46<p>Kallis lives to tell the tale of two recent nail-biting scrapes, including almost becoming road kill and trying to break into his own house. He also rants partying in your 30s, trying to avoid sporting spoilers, how pizza is his heaven and the start of a ongoing saga to become friends with a cat.</p>
Kallis Kyriacoutag:kalliscomedy.com,2005:Post/63633762020-02-22T20:55:43+00:002020-06-23T15:27:33+01:00200222_KALLIS EXISTS_EP45<p>This piece of Saturday Night Entertainment starts with Kallis explaining how he just almost had a fight with a Hare Krishna. He rants about actors doing bad films for big checks, things you learnt as a kid but only found out were wrong as an adult, old songs about inane things, losing youthful enthusiasm, why whistlers are always suspicious and reading the Beano as a fully grown man .</p>
Kallis Kyriacoutag:kalliscomedy.com,2005:Post/63633772020-02-20T23:45:25+00:002020-06-23T15:27:34+01:00200220_KALLIS EXISTS_EP44<p>Kallis records the first episode from his new house. Kallis rants about being alone with his mind, “The Running Man”, why “anything you can do” is the twitter anthem, combo gadgets, being out of touch with technology and being without internet.</p>
Kallis Kyriacoutag:kalliscomedy.com,2005:Post/63633782020-02-17T23:41:38+00:002020-06-23T15:27:34+01:00200217_KALLIS EXISTS_EP43<p>Kallis has finally moved to a more long-term place, ending a long podcast arc. He rants about moving, "Parasite", Actors real names, faux cinephiles, why Narcos is his drug, his ideas for "Knives Out 2" and find out what 90s Hollywood, comedy, Movie Star he just spotted in the street.</p>
Kallis Kyriacoutag:kalliscomedy.com,2005:Post/63633792020-02-15T01:11:04+00:002020-06-23T15:27:34+01:00200214_KALLIS EXISTS_EP42<p>A Valentine's Day special! Includes many romantic themed rants, some of Kallis' dating stories and his pick for an anti-valentine's day movie.</p>
Kallis Kyriacoutag:kalliscomedy.com,2005:Post/63633802020-02-12T23:36:12+00:002020-06-23T15:27:34+01:00200212_KALLIS EXISTS_EP41<p>After a cocktail of therapy, a shower and a bowl of pasta, Kallis is unusually peppy. He rants about the movie Twins, how Disney own everything, why he doesn’t personally need mind altering drugs, the upcoming Valentine's Day and a surprise topic request.</p>
Kallis Kyriacoutag:kalliscomedy.com,2005:Post/63633812020-02-11T23:58:46+00:002020-06-23T15:27:34+01:00200211_KALLIS EXISTS_EP40<p>Kallis rants about the hazards of bottling anger, why Korean Cinema is leading the way, Flat Earthers, why text is the best way to discuss or debate (especially on twitter), trying to avoid groups, Donnie posting a clip from "Curb Your Enthusiasm", not understanding its an insult and tries to come up with some penguin material. </p>
Kallis Kyriacoutag:kalliscomedy.com,2005:Post/63633822020-02-09T23:51:42+00:002021-06-24T14:38:33+01:00200209_KALLIS EXISTS_EP39<p>After 2 days without an episode Kallis is back! Kallis rants about dogs in cafes, storm Keith, the hazards of taking 1 person to represent a million, why I'm being lazy if I say "I want someone to believe in", the oscars and find out what happened when I took a board game too far by channeling Gene Hackman as 'Popeye' Doyle. </p>
Kallis Kyriacoutag:kalliscomedy.com,2005:Post/63633832020-02-07T01:01:09+00:002020-06-23T15:27:34+01:00200206_KALLIS EXISTS_EP38<p>Kallis returns to share some of his recent strange encounters with peculiar people and rant about arguing with yourself, when someone offers you a choice but just wants you to agree with them, RIP Kirk Douglas, "Fuzzy Monsters" at the BBC and find out his alternative ideas for 'guard dogs'.</p>
Kallis Kyriacoutag:kalliscomedy.com,2005:Post/63633842020-02-04T23:49:07+00:002020-06-23T15:27:34+01:00200204_KALLIS EXISTS_EP37<p>An unintentional sequel to EP36 as Kallis is made to evacuate his office again after another bomb scare, he also rants about getting too much information from a police officer, what he thinks the real most spoken language is and find out what happened when he couldn't control his anger at a pub quiz.</p>
Kallis Kyriacoutag:kalliscomedy.com,2005:Post/63633852020-02-03T18:48:51+00:002020-06-23T15:27:34+01:00200203_KALLIS EXISTS_EP36<p>Kallis has just evacuated his building due to a unexploded WW2 bomb scare, he talks about this while also ranting about how old James Bond films are too creepy to seem heroic, his personal ideas for more Super Bowl Commercials that ruin your favourite movies, a Police Officer with sunglasses on an overcast day and having dyspraxia.</p>
Kallis Kyriacoutag:kalliscomedy.com,2005:Post/63633862020-02-03T00:22:30+00:002020-06-23T15:27:34+01:00200202_KALLIS EXISTS_EP35<p>Kallis rants about the "English" language, racist Brexit Day signs in Norwich, Sovereignty, the absurdity of national pride, those EU laws that give us more rights we are now 'free' from, going out in my hometown and a string of one-liners against the sadists running South Western trains and National Rail.</p>
Kallis Kyriacoutag:kalliscomedy.com,2005:Post/63633872020-01-31T20:09:25+00:002020-06-23T15:27:34+01:00200131_KALLIS EXISTS_EP34<p>THE BUMPER BREXIT DAY SPECIAL! Kallis has been reluctant to talk about Brexit because there's enough news about it to depress you. However he sets out to be as cathartic, interesting and funny as possible. So have a listen if you want to hear why he thinks "Die Hard" teaches us a lot about Brexit and other entertaining rants.</p>
Kallis Kyriacoutag:kalliscomedy.com,2005:Post/63633882020-01-30T00:26:03+00:002020-06-23T15:27:34+01:00200129_KALLIS EXISTS_EP33<p>Kallis rants and raves about a strange encounter in a takeaway, why word play is never original, how I don't have the self control for edibles and why going to the moon is an awkward first date, </p>
Kallis Kyriacoutag:kalliscomedy.com,2005:Post/63633892020-01-29T00:14:23+00:002020-06-23T15:27:34+01:00200128_KALLIS EXISTS_EP32<p>As a tribute to Nicholas Parsons today's episode is just a minute long. So instead I suggest you listen to an episode of that or his great interview with Richard Herring.</p>
Kallis Kyriacoutag:kalliscomedy.com,2005:Post/63633902020-01-27T23:54:48+00:002020-06-23T15:27:34+01:00200127_KALLIS EXISTS_EP31<p>After being distracted by the making of "Eye of the Tiger", Kallis rants about commuters complaining about passenger alarms on the tube, doing Bogart impressions in the street, Upper Middle Class Londoners pretending they know what Working-Class Northern voters want, Prince Andrew evading justice and an awesome Film Noir inspired sketch from comedian Claire Haus.</p>
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Kallis Kyriacoutag:kalliscomedy.com,2005:Post/63633912020-01-26T22:20:56+00:002020-06-23T15:27:34+01:00200126_KALLIS EXISTS_EP30<p>Kallis returns hungover from last nights adventures. He rants about hanging out with old friends, sleeping with dogs, the action master Steven E. de Souza, the death of basketball legend Kobe Bryant and a tale from my personal archive of failed romance. </p>
Kallis Kyriacoutag:kalliscomedy.com,2005:Post/63633922020-01-25T19:30:46+00:002020-06-23T15:27:34+01:00200125_KALLIS EXISTS_EP29<p>Kallis explains why there was no episode on Friday and rants about drinking games, what his LinkedIn/Facebook/Instagram/Tinder photo meme would be, people doing impressions of me, how to make your own action movie titles, "right wing comedians" and how living on opposites sides of London tests your friendship.</p>
Kallis Kyriacoutag:kalliscomedy.com,2005:Post/63633932020-01-24T00:07:10+00:002020-06-23T15:27:35+01:00200123_KALLIS EXISTS_EP28<p>Kallis feels soiled after a Tory minister turns up at his work. Trying to keep it short and sweet he rants about Carpool Karaoke, Church of England saying only heterosexuals should have sex, the Doomsday Clock ticking ever closer and a series of old street jokes to lighten the podcast.</p>
Kallis Kyriacoutag:kalliscomedy.com,2005:Post/63633942020-01-22T22:38:31+00:002020-06-23T15:27:35+01:00200122_KALLIS EXISTS_EP27<p>Kallis is surprised he's in a decent mood. He rants about his new movie inspired technique to quit smoking, why saying "I don't know" is underrated, a Harry Styles lookalike, Rock Stars who won't play their hits and buying Liz Miele tickets (and why you should too and listen to her albums).</p>
Kallis Kyriacoutag:kalliscomedy.com,2005:Post/63633952020-01-22T00:42:12+00:002020-06-23T15:27:35+01:00200121_KALLIS EXISTS_EP26<p>A short episode for those with real things to do. Kallis has returned from an event he is legally not allowed to discuss but finds time to go off on one about have facebook ad rejected, being a loud nit picky film nerd and the hypocrisy of Hillary Clinton's saying know one like Bernie Sanders. </p>
Kallis Kyriacoutag:kalliscomedy.com,2005:Post/63633962020-01-20T21:08:11+00:002020-06-23T15:27:35+01:00200120_KALLIS EXISTS_EP25<p>This episode starts off like a conversation in a long-term relationship, with an apology (for unnoticed technical glitches in EP10). Two new improv segments are introduced, listen to find out what the hell the "Night of The Hunter" and "National Enquirer" games are. Today's rants include fantasy cliches in "The Witcher" TV series, Laurence Fox becoming a renter-a-gob and crappy runner jobs.</p>
Kallis Kyriacoutag:kalliscomedy.com,2005:Post/63633972020-01-19T22:47:18+00:002020-06-23T15:27:35+01:00200119_KALLIS EXISTS_EP24<p>Kallis starts the podcast before Liverpool V Man Utd game and finishes it after, just so you can see his mood change. He then rants about 80s Action Movie cliches, playing "Codenames", characters in films who are just there to explain the plot and suggests his ideas for Meghan & Harry's Netflix series</p>
Kallis Kyriacoutag:kalliscomedy.com,2005:Post/63633982020-01-18T22:09:40+00:002020-06-23T15:27:35+01:00200118_KALLIS EXISTS_EP23<p>Kallis rants about being too lazy to have an agenda, negging estate agents, free sport, the Whoopi Goldberg film "Jumpin Jack Flash" & other Rolling Stones guff, Arnold Schwarzenegger One Liners, Johnny Marr and Hans Zimmer Bond score, witnessing a heckler & stalker at a Doug Stanhope gig and other heckler stories.</p>
Kallis Kyriacoutag:kalliscomedy.com,2005:Post/63633992020-01-18T01:41:42+00:002020-06-23T15:27:35+01:00200117_KALLIS EXISTS_EP22<p>Kallis fires off straight away at Laurence Fox's comments on Question Time, hypocritical film casting, Joe Louis, the benefits of a crap phone, AFCON, why all my acting roles have been playing idiots.<br>
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Kallis Kyriacoutag:kalliscomedy.com,2005:Post/63634002020-01-17T00:05:19+00:002020-06-23T15:27:35+01:00200116_KALLIS EXISTS_EP21<p>Kallis rants about being loud in restaurants, the most dangerously made films, old guys making action movies, why Paxman should host Bake-off and the biggest lies on the internet.</p>
Kallis Kyriacoutag:kalliscomedy.com,2005:Post/63634012020-01-15T22:52:07+00:002020-06-23T15:27:35+01:00200115_KALLIS EXISTS_EP20<p>Kallis disagrees with some of his comments in EP19 causing him to rant about the difference between what you think and what you feel, why he hates people who say "I'm playing Devil's Advocate", why he thinks sitting on the fence is good for comedy, the three things that dictate his mood, not wanting to be "That guy!", Steve Martin's films with Carl Reiner and British TV detective shows created purely from a play on words.</p>
Kallis Kyriacoutag:kalliscomedy.com,2005:Post/63634022020-01-15T00:07:35+00:002020-06-23T15:27:35+01:00200114_KALLIS EXISTS_EP19<p>Kallis keeps it short but bitter ranting about Vince Vaughn, Big Ben, Smoking and avoiding correcting people...all while getting angry at the microphone for not working.</p>
Kallis Kyriacoutag:kalliscomedy.com,2005:Post/63634032020-01-13T23:19:12+00:002022-03-11T08:05:59+00:00200113_KALLIS EXISTS_EP18<p>Kallis is at his new temporary abode which is great, but he tries his best to not shout his head off on the first night. He rants about Allen Carr's book to quit smoking, Huawei, robots made from frog cells and to mark the number he discusses about the excitement of sneaking into 18 rated films when he was a teen (and 15 rated films but he's done that number episode already).</p>
Kallis Kyriacoutag:kalliscomedy.com,2005:Post/63634042020-01-12T21:05:49+00:002020-06-23T15:27:35+01:00200112_KALLIS EXISTS_EP17<p>Kallis rants about why guys refusing to cry is a weakness not a strength, belated Y2K problems, the "Festival of Brexit", the first DVDs I bought and watching Flash Gordon/Jason & the Argonauts on a Sunday afternoon.</p>
Kallis Kyriacoutag:kalliscomedy.com,2005:Post/60893992020-01-12T12:11:04+00:002020-01-12T12:11:04+00:00191227_KALLIS EXISTS_EP01<p>Welcome to the very first episode of "Kallis Exists". I detail my Christmas, the hidden psychology of Christmas movies (its not really that deep, I just want an art grant) and why on earth I'm bothering to do this thing in the first place.</p>36:24Kallis Kyriacoutag:kalliscomedy.com,2005:Post/63634052020-01-11T22:07:42+00:002020-06-23T15:27:35+01:00200111_KALLIS EXISTS_EP16<p>An epic episode whereby Kallis rants about his stroke scare, getting back on stage, his upcoming show, recommends two new specials from Sam Rhodes and Ashley Haden and raves about the films of Ivan Passer.</p>
Kallis Kyriacoutag:kalliscomedy.com,2005:Post/63634062020-01-11T00:27:40+00:002020-06-23T15:27:35+01:00200110_KALLIS EXISTS_EP15<p>A sleepy Kallis tries to channel his inner Mister Rogers and rants about why good people are never gone, trying to resolve a conflict on a bus, dogs that take over the bed and Lee Van Cleef.</p>
Kallis Kyriacoutag:kalliscomedy.com,2005:Post/63634072020-01-09T22:21:58+00:002020-06-23T15:27:35+01:00200109_KALLIS EXISTS_EP14<p>In this bumper edition Kallis gets angry about cyclists & car drivers running red lights, Meghan and Harry stepping back from the Royal family, why he feels he's living like a rogue cop, Buck Henry, the secret of the TV "Question?" trick and shares some love for dogs.</p>
Kallis Kyriacoutag:kalliscomedy.com,2005:Post/63634082020-01-08T19:58:33+00:002020-06-23T15:27:35+01:00200108_KALLIS EXISTS_EP13<p>Kallis rants about what he would do if he won the lottery, a possible war, looking for a replacement earth with a couple of anti-monarchy jokes and some improvised libel.</p>
Kallis Kyriacoutag:kalliscomedy.com,2005:Post/63634092020-01-07T22:55:59+00:002020-06-23T15:27:36+01:00200107_KALLIS EXISTS_EP12<p>Kallis answers requests. He rants about about writer's guides, the January blues, Christmas decorations, NY resolutions, why we give up everything this month and re-writes Ricky Gervais' Tim Allen joke...and more silliness.</p>
Kallis Kyriacoutag:kalliscomedy.com,2005:Post/63634102020-01-06T22:26:08+00:002020-06-23T15:27:36+01:00200106_KALLIS EXISTS_EP11<p>"Looking for intelligent life in space is stupid, we haven't found it on earth yet". Kallis rants about Dr Helen Sharman's Alien comments, naked philanthropists, struggling to sleep in new places and other silliness.</p>
Kallis Kyriacoutag:kalliscomedy.com,2005:Post/63634112020-01-05T20:56:05+00:002020-06-23T15:27:36+01:00200105_KALLIS EXISTS_EP10<p>Some Audio was sadly lost, so know that I'm talking about the odd apartment block I'm staying in temporarily at the beginning. "Kallis Exists" makes it to double digits. Kallis rants about his temporary accommodation, having an overactive imagination, Liverpool beating Everton in the FA Cup and letting the TV decide what films to watch...and more rants and silliness.</p>
Kallis Kyriacoutag:kalliscomedy.com,2005:Post/63634122020-01-04T17:50:47+00:002020-06-23T15:27:36+01:00200104_KALLIS EXISTS_EP09<p>Kallis rants about having to shout at companies to get your money back, why Meatloaf should sit on a piece of melting ice and he pays tribute to a fellow K-Dawg...with added love for Keanu Reeves.</p>
Kallis Kyriacoutag:kalliscomedy.com,2005:Post/63634132020-01-04T16:58:04+00:002020-06-23T15:27:36+01:00200104_KALLIS EXISTS_JAMES MILNER BIRTHDAY BONUS EP<p>A BONUS EPISODE to celebrate the birthday of Liverpool hero James Milner. A full, gushing, hopefully amusing, love letter to the man on his 34th birthday.</p>
Kallis Kyriacoutag:kalliscomedy.com,2005:Post/63634142020-01-03T23:54:32+00:002020-06-23T15:27:36+01:00200103_KALLIS EXISTS_EP08<p>Air BNB has put Kallis in an angry mood which he uses to moan about people trying to show off even when discussing a possible war, products claiming to solve miracles but still manages to praise "Knives Out"</p>
Kallis Kyriacoutag:kalliscomedy.com,2005:Post/63634152020-01-02T23:39:10+00:002020-06-23T15:27:36+01:00200102_KALLIS EXISTS_EP07<p>Kallis returns to the traditional format of ranting and raving. Kallis discusses when people will stop asking "how was your Christmas and New Year", why you should start window shopping for Tat and creeps in bars.</p>
Kallis Kyriacoutag:kalliscomedy.com,2005:Post/63634162020-01-02T13:34:59+00:002020-06-23T15:27:36+01:00200101_KALLIS EXISTS_EP06<p>THE TIME TRAVEL TRILOGY PART 3: The final chapter (thank goodness)! After his time machine broke, Kallis is trapped in the year 2120. He must find a way to return to his own time with only a badly programmed, robotic replica of Michael Caine to help him.</p>
Kallis Kyriacoutag:kalliscomedy.com,2005:Post/63634172020-01-02T11:51:15+00:002020-06-23T15:27:36+01:00191231_KALLIS EXISTS_EP05<p>THE TIME TRAVEL TRILOGY PART 2: Kallis decides to give his time machine one last go. He travels back 30 years to his first NYE to warn his baby self of what is to come. However, things don't go quite go to plan.</p>
Kallis Kyriacoutag:kalliscomedy.com,2005:Post/63634182020-01-02T00:17:23+00:002020-06-23T15:27:36+01:00191230_KALLIS EXISTS_EP04<p>THE TIME TRAVEL TRILOGY PART 1: Kallis tries out the time machine he got for Christmas and travels 30 years into the future. He meets his future self and is rather disappointed. </p>
Kallis Kyriacoutag:kalliscomedy.com,2005:Post/63634192019-12-29T20:20:40+00:002020-06-23T15:27:36+01:00191229_KALLIS EXISTS_EP03<p>In the 3rd Episode, Kallis discuss the weird time in-between Christmas and New Years, if Jason Statham was on the Archers and for some reason he shares some colonoscopy stories.</p>
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Kallis Kyriacoutag:kalliscomedy.com,2005:Post/63634202019-12-28T23:02:30+00:002020-06-23T15:27:36+01:00191228_KALLIS EXISTS_EP02<p>Kallis is back (yes he's changed to writing in the third person now), join in him as he progresses from the origin episode to ramble about Tom Hanks becoming Greek, Mental Health Issues at Christmas and the start of his daily film recommendation...amongst other rants and ramblings. Content says explicit because he says a few swears.</p>
Kallis Kyriacoutag:kalliscomedy.com,2005:Post/63634212019-12-27T17:25:26+00:002020-06-23T15:27:36+01:00191227_KALLIS EXISTS_EP01<p>Welcome to the very first episode of "Kallis Exists". I detail my Christmas, the hidden psychology of Christmas movies (its not really that deep, I just want an art grant) and why on earth I'm bothering to do this thing in the first place.</p>
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